Grasshopper (played by Dave Adlam)
Keeper of many books, Itam him not know how all this work, but him there when Grasshopper him die,
It all happy when Dalvain Spellsword, him farmer, and pretty lady show big black boobies to Dalvain Spellsword, him tower leader, and bang over back of head. Then take back Dalvain Spellsword, him tower leader, to place where Dalvain Spellsword, him farmer from.
We Valley members, Shaman, Witchdoctor, Ezeikial, Grasshopper, Larry, Jarcor (him Ranger hahhahahahahah!), Blaze, Baltazar, Boshek and some sick people, we get help from Felix (not sure if him Felix him from Orin Rakatha or him Felix him from where Dalvain Spellsword him Farmer, it not matter because shortly after him dead, that him Felix not him Dalvain Spellsword him farmer)
So we arrive on place where Dalvain Spellsword him Farmer (but him not here now him Tower leader on Orin Rakatha, but we know this already). Place it mighty strange, with lots of elf-men, they in charge and make mighty magics many easy (Itam him not best pleased with this!) and there no hoardlings only Rat-people, them mighty odd never can tell if they on our side or not!
Anyway we go looking for Dalvain Spellsword, him towerleader, except him not tower leader anymore and we not sure if him farmer already. We arrive at edge of field, quite big but can see to other side, some smoke there and strange rat-people appearing all over place, then before you know it, it four hours later and we still only half way across field and still fighting many rat-people's, Shaman him meditate 3 times already, Witchdoctor him not even have trip spell left for special song and Jarcor (him Ranger HAHAAHAHAHA) him actually awake by now. Well all this fighting this plough mighty big furrow in field (Dalvain Spellsword him farmer be mighty proud of us, if him interested in such things now that him tower leader and all). So keep ploughing furrow up and down field fighting many rat-peoples then Grasshopper (him point of this story) him fall in furrow mighty deep get ploughed into field by rat-men him dead!
So him Grasshopper dead on other place... him was monk of middle way and wizard sometimes, him Hero before (not make it this time) and him rescue Dalvain Spellsword him tower leader (well not quite but we think of him when we do it)
Itam just notice that ...
Grasshopper him dead
Witch Doctor (Deadwood) - Daedilus - him dead
Ezekial (him like call Baron) - him dead (Itam not kill him no matter what anyone else says!)
Boshek - Itam hear him good as dead
Jarcor - Shaman say him "recognise as dead"
Others better watch out think them elf-peoples from other place them got it in for us! Not worry Itam not go die today
Also remember that Felix him dead
ITAM
why everyone write more here?